Nuclear Fart Bear, a Bistro Sinistro game

INSTRUCTIONS: Your goal is to collect as many butterflies as possible. To do that, you must make the bear reach up and grab them or fly into the air to catch them. The bear flies by expelling gas from his bum... farting. To fart, hit the SPACEBAR. To do a FLIP, hit the "1" key. To run left and right, use the SIDE ARROWS. To reach up while standing, use the UP ARROW key.

As you score more points, the butterflies get faster and your fart charge rate goes up. Watch your FARTOMETER! If the FARTOMETER becomes full, the bear will rip a BIG FART and fly high into the sky. If he falls from too great a height, he will lose a life. Time your farts well and you'll be able to break his fall. Time your farts poorly, and he'll splat on the ground.

If this animation runs a little slow for you, try changing the quality settings. On Macintosh, you can control-click the Flash movie. In Windows, you can right-click it. Then choose "Quality » Low" from the pop-up. Please note, this cartoon requires Flash6 plug-in to run properly. Download it.

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